Edward Cullen Clam Chowder

I just stumbled across even more pictures of Twilight crap I found in the town of Forks, Washington. This little gas station/diner turned their entire menu into a Twilight Menu My two favorites: 1) Bella Banana Split – based on what my sister tells me about the books, this could be a reference to either…

Bella’s House

I’ve never read any of the Twilight books, so I haven’t earned the right to fairly criticize them. I did, however, see the first movie to appease my sister, and I hated it, as predicted. I won’t be seeing any of the sequels since I try to avoid movies that remind me of The Little…

Team Jacob and Phallic Rocks

One day my sister, Dora, and I were driving through Washington when we came across this gas station It didn’t sell gas anymore but we didn’t care because it was in THE TWILIGHT ZONE! (sponsored by Pepsi) My sister was sooooo excited When we approached the store to get a Deli sandwich, we couldn’t believe…