This story is such a Mélanie story. Totally crazy, funny, a tiny bit scary, and full of sex and life lessons One of the many instruments Hippy Doctor had My beloved Firecracker Shucking corn or something? I don’t even know what I did. I just went along with it. scenes from the…
Tag: humor
My friend just sent me this pic- apparently I’m in this Karaoke Video in Japan!
Omg, this is by far the funniest, most random thing that’s happened to me in years. My comedian friend, Daisy Rosario is doing karaoke in Japan right now and apparently I showed up in her video! She just sent me this pic. I now remember shooting this. I was a production assistant on some weird…
What people in LA are like
(Trader Joe’s parking lot, Los Angeles)
PODCAST: The Most Important Story I’ve Ever Told
My domestic violence story just came out today on Risk! They dedicated the whole hour to my story (instead of having four performers like usual) cuz Kevin is awesome and he thought this story might help a lot of people (it’s funny though I swear!). This right here is the real Melanie Hamlett. This is…
VIDEO: Unlikely Friends
Union Square, NYC
VIDEO: Ladies Twirk’n at the Slutwalk
Take a lesson, ladies (Amber Rose Slutwalk in Downtown LA)
VIDEO: My Lifetime Dream of Being in a Money Machine Finally Came True…
…except we were grabbing for Chucky Cheese tickets, not money – Florida
VIDEO: My Niece Wanter To Go To the Princess Salon For Her B’day and I Officially Hate Disney Now
Btw, she took that shit out of her hair on the car ride home and asked my sister to never do her hair that way ever again. Being a princess is super lame and uncomfortable. This lesson was worth the sixty bucks. (At least we didn’t get her the $200 deluxe princes package like…
VIDEO: A bouncy house made of boobs
Museum of Sex (NYC)
Yesterday I Taught My English Class About Crime.
1) I don’t know why the word “protester” and “dolphin” were included in this lesson. I just went by what the book told me to teach. 2) Chileans only know the word “abduction” in terms of aliens. 3) I couldn’t figure out a way to describe what a burgler was without referencing The Hamburgler from…
