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Tag: Disney
Aunt Melanie trying to embarrass her niece
Trying to get Zoe used to her aunt melanie embarrassing her. Or rather…. inspiring her (so cute-she dances at the end!)
VIDEO: My mother and I were too distracted by the size of Ariel’s dad’s weird hands to be mad at the antifeminist messages this movie endorses
The Little Mermaid Ride (she’s not little guys. She’s a grown ass woman with hips and boobs ams who’s big enough to get married!) Disney World
VIDEO: My Niece Wanter To Go To the Princess Salon For Her B’day and I Officially Hate Disney Now
Btw, she took that shit out of her hair on the car ride home and asked my sister to never do her hair that way ever again. Being a princess is super lame and uncomfortable. This lesson was worth the sixty bucks. (At least we didn’t get her the $200 deluxe princes package like…
Two Violent Deaths in the Perfect Disney Town
So that the creepy town Disney used to own called “Celebration” has just experienced it’s first murder. I knew that town was messed up. I went there with my sister a couple of years ago and somehow ended up spending the day taking pictures of me acting like their only homeless resident. I passed out…
