Cliche Pics from Paris

I was so pissed at first. Fucking clouds! But then… Double rainbow!!!! Pretty much all I did in Paris was take pics of this stupid tower

Madrid: Drama between performance artists 

These street performers crack me up. Tigger was overheating in that costume. But there also seemed to be some tension between him and Dora. She was totally blowing him off lol. Also, the guy with no head- clever. I gave him money. 

This Cute Festival and Thouhts on The French

Apparently there’s this huge old car festival here this weekend. The two french guys staying in this airbnb with me came here with this car of theirs-it’s got two steering wheels and two engines and is kinda crazy but super cool. We couldn’t communicate all that well (we’re talk’n pantomiming shit lol) but I told…

Valencia, Spain: I’m a really bad tourist 

   I stayed inside all day yesterday except to eat. After exhausting myself for days on end, I got to the point where I heard myself say “oh great. Another fucking pretty crutch. Whoopeeee.” I don’t like that I have this attitude! But I’m used to spending longer periods of time in a few places…

I had the most bizarre adventure in northern Spain today 

Here’s what happened today as it happened (and as I wrote it):     Look who’s got her own scooter!  Inspired by yesterday’s tinder date, I decide to rent my own and head north. I have no plan and I like it that way. The guys at the shop said “do you need two helmets?”…