Bye, ‘merica! Hello, Paris!

I don’t think I’ve mentioned I’m heading to Paris tonight. I’ve never been. Or not outside the train station at least. When I was studying in Sweden, I bounced all over Europe and saw a lot of places, but I was 21 and cheap AF. I ate bread and moldy cheese in my backpack for…

Turning 40!

A little over a year ago, I had a serious midlife crisis. I was working a job I hated, my dad had just been officially diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, I was going crazy waiting for my agent to sell my book, and I felt really really alone. I was boning a lot of dudes on tinder,…

My first essay for Glamour

My first piece for Glamour went up today! They let me make lots of rape jokes (productive ones, not cheap ones). Whoot whoot!