Today I was telling students about my trip home. They thought I was rich because I took nine planes. What they don’t understand is only super cheap people take three planes and 35 hours to go one leg of a trip lol. And three to get back. When I told them I lived in LA,…
So a guy in Spain asks you to buy him a coffee…
I’m really proud of myself right now, though this may sound like a weird thing to be proud of. Women can surely relate to this. I was writing at a coffee shop here in Spain. It’s dead this time of year (no tourists, whoo-hoo!), so I was the only person in the whole cafe. About…
My first piece for PLAYBOY MAGAZINE
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Bye, ‘merica! Hello, Paris!
I don’t think I’ve mentioned I’m heading to Paris tonight. I’ve never been. Or not outside the train station at least. When I was studying in Sweden, I bounced all over Europe and saw a lot of places, but I was 21 and cheap AF. I ate bread and moldy cheese in my backpack for…
I Did Karaoke in Germany and these rockers said it’s the 2nd best karaoke performance they’ve ever seen lol
Tonight was one of the best nights I’ve ever had. It was in Hanover, Germany. After amazing xmas markets and dinner and some snow, I got to do karaoke for a room full of random people and I fully committed like a true improviser and afterwards people did my chair swimming move and meowed songs…
My new reported piece came out in the Washington Post today!
Here’s the link. #mymomtoo
My friend just sent me this pic- apparently I’m in this Karaoke Video in Japan!
Omg, this is by far the funniest, most random thing that’s happened to me in years. My comedian friend, Daisy Rosario is doing karaoke in Japan right now and apparently I showed up in her video! She just sent me this pic. I now remember shooting this. I was a production assistant on some weird…
My newest piece on Decider just went up
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Turning 40!
A little over a year ago, I had a serious midlife crisis. I was working a job I hated, my dad had just been officially diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, I was going crazy waiting for my agent to sell my book, and I felt really really alone. I was boning a lot of dudes on tinder,…
I wrote another piece for Glamour Magazine today
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