Turning 40!

A little over a year ago, I had a serious midlife crisis. I was working a job I hated, my dad had just been officially diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, I was going crazy waiting for my agent to sell my book, and I felt really really alone. I was boning a lot of dudes on tinder,…

My first essay for Glamour

My first piece for Glamour went up today! They let me make lots of rape jokes (productive ones, not cheap ones). Whoot whoot!

This kid I tutor in Spain

Today was my first private tutoring session with my teacher-friend's kid. This girl is only 12 years old but one of the most impressive human beings I've ever met. She quit instagram awhile back because she said it made her feel empty inside. A year ago she begged her mom for an iphone and has…

Halloween in Spain is cray

.I think one of my favorite things about being in Spain so far is not giving any fucks about Halloween. No stressing about a costume for weeks on end or trying to figure out what the cool shit to do is that night. Not a single case of FOMOS this year. Don’t get me wrong,…