C’mon Elmo’s 

If I’d seen this as a child it would have ruined Sesame Street for me. You Elmo’s could at least stand far away from each other.

Cold Weekend at My Friend’s Tiny House 

​​My girl Rowan built this tiny house all by herself. She watched YouTube videos obsessively and just figured it out. She’s a fucking badass This is how tiny Rowan is. Yes, this is the woman who built this house all by herself.  It’s beautiful  And has a composting toilet  And a kick ass tiny wood…

NYC: The Safest Place I’ve Ever Lived 

After finishing a deadline yesterday at midnight, I left my hotel and walked around my old neighborhood. That’s one of the many things I love about New York. You can walk around at any hour of the night all by yourself in a lot of neighborhoods (even as a woman!) and not be scared. Depends…

Dancing Helps Me Write 

​​ I was working  on a big story today and I couldn’t figure out the key thread. So l took a dance break. I do this a lot when I write or prepare stories for the stage. I even talk to my gut as a thrust my hips and yell, “C’mon, tell me what it…

How a Story Saved My Relationship With My Dad

I’ve flown back to Nashville to visit my dad 5 times in the last 6 months, which is kinda crazy now that I think about it. I spend the majority of my time here just sitting in a chair next to him, watching football while I play on my computer or swipe guys left on…

I Can Help You Stay Away From Crazy (and also get laid) 

I’ve been advising people about their dating life and tinder profiles and how to get laid by non-crazies for awhile now. 2015 and 16 have been great years for me, as many of you know from all my fun tinder adventures I’ve over-shared about. I have no doubt it’s because I finally figured out how…

An Exciting Night at the Memory Care Unit!

What an exciting last day at the memory care center! Miss Mary (the one my dad calls an asshole to her face) came out into the living room area in a sexy night gown, went up and rubbed my dad’s bald head (like she tends to do), and straight up propositioned him lol.  “You want…

The People Who Take Care of People

My stepmom and I gave the staff at my dad’s memory care home this basket of goodies that I picked out for them (we also gave Derek his own special present since he’s like my Dad’s BFF/mom now). The men and women who take care of him are amazing and make my dad so happy…