Goonies Forever

Remember the Fertelli’s restaurant where the entire movie supposedly happened? Well, brace yourselves for this one: the restaurant didn’t exist. It’s just a bunch of computer magic. This, of course, doesn’t stop the millions of Goonies fans from coming anyways. The only things you’ll find on this empty lawn now are church youth groups having…

A Goddess Festival in Idaho

One day, Dora and I were driving through Boise, Idaho (on our way to the Potato Museum) when we came across these tents. Holy crap! It was a Goddess Festival! There were all these booths selling the coolest stuff like romance enhancement parties (for women only) crazy hair, face-painting, and SAND!!!! They also had a…

Baby Dolls and Coffins

The following story takes place in a hippy neighborhood I found in Eugene, Oregon called The Whit. I was walking around one day and literally stumbled upon this crazy place and these amazing people. Dora and I got invited to go to a party in Eugene, Oregon one day, so we got all dolled up…

Wax Museum Debauchery (part 2)

…..cont’d from yesterday WARNING: I strongly suggest not reading this post if you are my parents or offended easily We were at the Presidential Wax Museum and I was giving Dora the scoop on all the former presidents (that self guided tour device was crap anyways). I had just come to my favorite (and the…

We Became Astronauts!

Dora and I came across the Bicycle and Space Museum in Sparta, Wisconsin one day. Although we don’t have much in common, Dora and I both have been wanting to be astronauts since we were kids. I have at least 20 years more of wanting to be an astronaut, so I deserved it more than…

Tiny Town, USA

Dora and I stayed in Tiny Town for a few days. It was in the middle of nowhere, which was perfect. Anything to be away from the chaos of cities for a little while. Except for the castle-like pilars in the town entrance, Tiny Town was just an ordinary, average town like an everywhere else…