VIDEO: The Best Costume Ever

    All my old coworkers (who lived in their cars with me back in the day) threw a costume party out in the desert. My favorite part was Zoltar. I went as “Hilary Clinton Beaten To A Pulp By the Media” cuz I will always defend the way we treat women, regardless of their…

PODCAST: The Most Important Story I’ve Ever Told

My domestic violence story just came out today on Risk! They dedicated the whole hour to my story (instead of having four performers like usual)  cuz Kevin is awesome and he thought this story might help a lot of people (it’s funny though I swear!). This right here is the real Melanie Hamlett. This is…

VIDEO: The Naked Bookseller

  (Quartzite, AZ) I met a little old man yesterday who wears a sock on his penis and sells books and makes no money even thought he’s kinda famous for being a little old naked man who sells books and wears a penis sock. He is the coolest cat ever and I love his spirit….