Karaoke for alztheimer’s patients 

​​ My dad’s favorite caretaker and I did karaoke for the memory care unit again last night (we call ourselves Shell-anie). This Neil Diamond rendition ended up somehow turning into a st Patrick’s day tribute to immigrants lol. My Irish accent is terrible but this was super fun nonetheless. My dad was not impressed but…

An Exciting Night at the Memory Care Unit!

What an exciting last day at the memory care center! Miss Mary (the one my dad calls an asshole to her face) came out into the living room area in a sexy night gown, went up and rubbed my dad’s bald head (like she tends to do), and straight up propositioned him lol.  “You want…

VIDEO: The Best Costume Ever

    All my old coworkers (who lived in their cars with me back in the day) threw a costume party out in the desert. My favorite part was Zoltar. I went as “Hilary Clinton Beaten To A Pulp By the Media” cuz I will always defend the way we treat women, regardless of their…

VIDEO: The Naked Bookseller

  (Quartzite, AZ) I met a little old man yesterday who wears a sock on his penis and sells books and makes no money even thought he’s kinda famous for being a little old naked man who sells books and wears a penis sock. He is the coolest cat ever and I love his spirit….