Tonight was one of the best nights I’ve ever had. It was in Hanover, Germany. After amazing xmas markets and dinner and some snow, I got to do karaoke for a room full of random people and I fully committed like a true improviser and afterwards people did my chair swimming move and meowed songs…
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My friend just sent me this pic- apparently I’m in this Karaoke Video in Japan!
Omg, this is by far the funniest, most random thing that’s happened to me in years. My comedian friend, Daisy Rosario is doing karaoke in Japan right now and apparently I showed up in her video! She just sent me this pic. I now remember shooting this. I was a production assistant on some weird…
I have a new story on the Risk! podcast. These pics help explain just how weird and totally fucked up my relationship with Dora was. (Before I beat her up in a fit of rage.)
If you haven’t listened to the story on Risk!, this post won’t make sense (it should be coming out Monday night of 6/12). If you have listened to it, this post just gives you a peek into the mind of a woman going crazy in a car by herself for three months on the…
Karaoke for alztheimer’s patients
My dad’s favorite caretaker and I did karaoke for the memory care unit again last night (we call ourselves Shell-anie). This Neil Diamond rendition ended up somehow turning into a st Patrick’s day tribute to immigrants lol. My Irish accent is terrible but this was super fun nonetheless. My dad was not impressed but…
An Exciting Night at the Memory Care Unit!
What an exciting last day at the memory care center! Miss Mary (the one my dad calls an asshole to her face) came out into the living room area in a sexy night gown, went up and rubbed my dad’s bald head (like she tends to do), and straight up propositioned him lol. “You want…
Willie Nelson Gives Terrible Dating Advice
He’s also kind of greedy (Nashville, TN)
VIDEO: Haloween with a bunch of hippies in the desert
Left shark was one of my favorite costumes. And Trump totally molested me, as expected. (Joshua Tree, California)
VIDEO: The Best Costume Ever
All my old coworkers (who lived in their cars with me back in the day) threw a costume party out in the desert. My favorite part was Zoltar. I went as “Hilary Clinton Beaten To A Pulp By the Media” cuz I will always defend the way we treat women, regardless of their…
VIDEO: The Naked Bookseller
(Quartzite, AZ) I met a little old man yesterday who wears a sock on his penis and sells books and makes no money even thought he’s kinda famous for being a little old naked man who sells books and wears a penis sock. He is the coolest cat ever and I love his spirit….
VIDEO: I Did Karaoke For the Memory Center and My Dad Hated It Lol
This is the best moment of my life. I not only brought some joy to the nurses and patients and got people to meow karaoke with me, but I embarrassed the shit out of my dad (“why don’t y’all just quit!”) and that is truly a first for me. My dad has been a…
VIDEO: My Lifetime Dream of Being in a Money Machine Finally Came True…
…except we were grabbing for Chucky Cheese tickets, not money – Florida
