So I’m staying with a man I met on Craigslist. This is one my favorite stories. Some of you might recall me answering a craigslist add in NYC several years ago about playing board games with The Game Master. Everyone thought I was gonna get murdered cuz it was me and a bunch of men…
Category: My Favorite Posts
I have a new story on the Risk! podcast. These pics help explain just how weird and totally fucked up my relationship with Dora was. (Before I beat her up in a fit of rage.)
If you haven’t listened to the story on Risk!, this post won’t make sense (it should be coming out Monday night of 6/12). If you have listened to it, this post just gives you a peek into the mind of a woman going crazy in a car by herself for three months on the…
My Essay in the Washington Post is up today!
Click here to read.
Alzheimer’s Ain’t So Bad!
People think Alzheimer’s is all gloom and doom and I get why they do. I mean, it’s definitely sad to watch someone’s mind deteriorate right in front of you. And it’s even harder living in constant fear of the day they won’t remember you anymore, which is essentially like being dead to them. Like instead…
Karaoke for alztheimer’s patients
My dad’s favorite caretaker and I did karaoke for the memory care unit again last night (we call ourselves Shell-anie). This Neil Diamond rendition ended up somehow turning into a st Patrick’s day tribute to immigrants lol. My Irish accent is terrible but this was super fun nonetheless. My dad was not impressed but…
I Wrote This For Paste Magazine Today
It’s about our ex becoming president. Click here for story.
How a Story Saved My Relationship With My Dad
I’ve flown back to Nashville to visit my dad 5 times in the last 6 months, which is kinda crazy now that I think about it. I spend the majority of my time here just sitting in a chair next to him, watching football while I play on my computer or swipe guys left on…
An Exciting Night at the Memory Care Unit!
What an exciting last day at the memory care center! Miss Mary (the one my dad calls an asshole to her face) came out into the living room area in a sexy night gown, went up and rubbed my dad’s bald head (like she tends to do), and straight up propositioned him lol. “You want…
Trying So Hard To Be a Boy
Only one friend of mine knew I straightened my hair back when I was living in my truck. During that time, I was still trying to fool people into thinking I didn’t care about my looks cuz that’s what I thought only girly-girls cared about and I was not gonna be one of those. No,…
Willie Nelson Gives Terrible Dating Advice
He’s also kind of greedy (Nashville, TN)
VIDEO: Haloween with a bunch of hippies in the desert
Left shark was one of my favorite costumes. And Trump totally molested me, as expected. (Joshua Tree, California)
VIDEO: The Best Costume Ever
All my old coworkers (who lived in their cars with me back in the day) threw a costume party out in the desert. My favorite part was Zoltar. I went as “Hilary Clinton Beaten To A Pulp By the Media” cuz I will always defend the way we treat women, regardless of their…
