This Spanish town 

         The afternoon:  I stayed inside all day yesterday except to eat. After exhausting myself for days on end, I got to the point where I heard myself say “oh great. Another fucking pretty crutch. Whoopeeee.” I don’t like that I have this attitude! But I’m used to spending longer periods of time…

A man in Athens who made our day 

   The owner of this restaurant in Athens was really good to my stepmom’s brother a few months back, so we decided to get dinner there last night. When we showed up and told him her brother sent us, he hugged and kissed us and said her brother was a really good man. He even…

The Question of When

My dad is a night owl, like typical Hamlett, and stays up til midnight every night (most patients head to bed around 6 or 7). There used to be a woman who stayed up just as late as him. She played solitaire at the kitchen table for hours and didn’t talk to anyone. This time…

My Latest Essay for Paste Magazine

  Click here to read. This one was super fun to write and involves some of the topics I address in my speaking engagements. It’s about Disney hating men as much as women, how out of control princess culture is, and how this dumb movie is the prequel to that other ridiculous movie, 50 Shades…