The Washington Post

This is probably my best WaPo piece yet. It’s about the price of adventure and escapism.

This is one of my favorite pieces yet. It’s about how learned to trust my intuition by sleeping around and almost getting murdered

*This piece is about being single and going to weddings and how much that sucks after age 30. 

This piece is about mothers and daughters needing to chat about their #metoo’s

The Guardian

My first piece for The Guardian )that’s sure to piss off Americans).

The Huffington Post

One of my favorite stories of all time.

A different version of my clown-f*cking story

This one got me a lot of hate mail from men haha.

Glamour Magazine

My piece about being a cougar that went kinda viral

This piece is about women learning to be as selfish as men in a good way

This piece is about this Ted Bundy hysteria.

This piece is about how women orgasm.

This piece is about spousal rape but I swear it’s funny too

This piece is about women who abuse power in Hollywood

This piece is about Quentin Tarantino’s premature return to film 

This piece is a feminist take on penis drawings.

This piece is about Timesup and women being badasses

The Daily Beast

One of the funniest pieces I’ve ever written about the Jesus-themed amusement park.

This one is about the bizarre tourist trap called Popeye Village on the island of Malta in the Mediterranean. So messed up.

The second funniest piece I’ve ever written about the most bat shit crazy place I’ve been. 

Outside Magazine

I wrote this piece about being a woman in a man’s outdoor world for Outside. 

Playboy Magazine

(Playboy recently changed their website and put up a paywall so some of these aren’t up on the new site yet)

I wrote this piece about the Golden Globes

I interviewed Baron Vaughn and Brooklyn Decker for this piece about their hit show.

This one is about Roseanne

Good Housekeeping

My latest about Roseanne


This one is about how horny women my age are.

This one is about how fucked up love really is and how we can all be selfish jerks.

This one is about sons and how desperately they want to be close to their dads but it’s funny is swear.

This is about the most feminist movie ever. 

I wrote this piece about the best comedy on TV right now.

I wrote this piece about Roseanne and how Darlene was the first toxically masculine feminist. It was very flattering to Roseanne she blocked me on twitter after reading it lol

This piece is a super personal one about why we should stop calling abusive men monsters.

I wrote this piece about how stupid and selfish fathers are portrayed on TV and how  we need to retire the old deadbeat dad trope.

I wrote this piece about abortion and how we need to let men have feelings about it too. 

Paste Magazine:

*I wrote this piece about toxic masculinity’s role in domestic violence and how we still don’t have a clue how to talk about it.

*I wrote this piece about how much Disney hates men as much as women.

* I wrote this piece for Paste Magazine about Trump being our crazy ex.


Sex With Emily:

This piece is about online dating and how to find people to date and/or bone who won’t try to kill you 

This piece is about why faking orgasms is the worst thing to do ever.

This piece is about sexual soulmates and how that’s kind of a load of shit.

This piece is about masturbating with the Magic Wand.

Travel Writing Pieces:

Miles Away (CheapOair’s Travel Magazine): my piece about my beloved Taos.

I wrote this piece about Eagle Nest for New Mexico Tourism Department


I wrote this about my first date at age 34

Marie Claire:

I wrote this while I was at Occupy Wall Street

Santa Fe Reporter:

I wrote this while I was at Occupy Wall Street as well


This Piece Won the Award For Best Comedy Travel Story with this story, which was then printed in this bookLeave the Lipstick, Take the Iguana in November 2012)

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I’ve also got a story in this book: