The Washington Post
This is probably my best WaPo piece yet. It’s about the price of adventure and escapism.
This is one of my favorite pieces yet. It’s about how learned to trust my intuition by sleeping around and almost getting murdered
*This piece is about being single and going to weddings and how much that sucks after age 30.
This piece is about mothers and daughters needing to chat about their #metoo’s
My first piece for The Guardian )that’s sure to piss off Americans).
The Huffington Post
One of my favorite stories of all time.
A different version of my clown-f*cking story
This piece is about this Ted Bundy hysteria.
This piece is about how women orgasm.
This piece is about spousal rape but I swear it’s funny too
This piece is about women who abuse power in Hollywood
This piece is about Quentin Tarantino’s premature return to film
This piece is a feminist take on penis drawings.
This piece is about Timesup and women being badasses
I wrote this piece about being a woman in a man’s outdoor world for Outside.
(Playboy recently changed their website and put up a paywall so some of these aren’t up on the new site yet)
I wrote this piece about the Golden Globes
I interviewed Baron Vaughn and Brooklyn Decker for this piece about their hit show.
This one is about Roseanne
The Daily Beast
One of the funniest pieces I’ve ever written about the Jesus-themed amusement park.
The second funniest piece I’ve ever written about the most bat shit crazy place I’ve been.
My latest about Roseanne
This one is about how horny women my age are.
This one is about how fucked up love really is and how we can all be selfish jerks.
This one is about sons and how desperately they want to be close to their dads but it’s funny is swear.
This is about the most feminist movie ever.
I wrote this piece about the best comedy on TV right now.
I wrote this piece about Roseanne and how Darlene was the first toxically masculine feminist. It was very flattering to Roseanne she blocked me on twitter after reading it lol
This piece is a super personal one about why we should stop calling abusive men monsters.
I wrote this piece about how stupid and selfish fathers are portrayed on TV and how we need to retire the old deadbeat dad trope.
I wrote this piece about abortion and how we need to let men have feelings about it too.
*I wrote this piece about toxic masculinity’s role in domestic violence and how we still don’t have a clue how to talk about it.
*I wrote this piece about how much Disney hates men as much as women.
* I wrote this piece for Paste Magazine about Trump being our crazy ex.
Sex With Emily:
This piece is about online dating and how to find people to date and/or bone who won’t try to kill you
This piece is about why faking orgasms is the worst thing to do ever.
This piece is about sexual soulmates and how that’s kind of a load of shit.
This piece is about masturbating with the Magic Wand.
Travel Writing Pieces:
Miles Away (CheapOair’s Travel Magazine): my piece about my beloved Taos.
I wrote this piece about Eagle Nest for New Mexico Tourism Department
I wrote this about my first date at age 34
I wrote this while I was at Occupy Wall Street
Santa Fe Reporter:
I wrote this while I was at Occupy Wall Street as well
I’ve also got a story in this book: