Here are some of my favorite stories from recent times, from travels overseas, and from that time I lived in my truck. Please forgive all the weird Dora stuff. It was a *phase* I went through but she’s out of my life now.
The Christian-themed Amusement Park – This is one of my favorite stories and by far one of the weirdest places I’ve ever been. It’s also super offensive and partly fictional.
My amazing karaoke performance for my dad’s memory care center.
That story about bedbugs getting me on the Dr. Oz Show!
The Bouncy House of Boobs at The Sex Museum in NYC
When I met the man of my dreams, who was selling coffee out of the van he lives in
The Willie Nelson Museum Gives Terrible Advice
More serious story about being an Outward Bound instructor
The Naked Bookseller in Arizona
My hilarious friends threw an animal-friendly rodeo
The Bicycle and Space Museum – Sparta, Wisconsin’s weirdo museum
The Amazing Doll Lady – Viona is a fascinating woman I met on the side of the road in rural Florida. Click the link to see the full story.
Goonies!– I did the Truffle Shuffle with a complete stranger. Click the link below for more famous Goonies locations.
Taos, New Mexico- I met this Dad/son duo in a parking lot in Taos. We had the whole living-in-our-vehicle-thing in common, but they do it to spread the word about God and the world ending in 2012, and not because it’s fun.
A fun little story about the 2008 election in Joshua Tree
The fucked up Presidential Wax Museum – this is the Jackie-O’s transvestite wax figure
and her bloody wax body
A Goddess Festival in Boise- the most unsuspecting people in rural America are really into Goddess stuff
Coffins full of baby doll body parts – I randomly met these people in Oregon. They have disturbing things in their home.
A Taxidermy Strip Club: I found this funeral home that had hundreds of dead rats and squirrels playing poker, getting drunk, and running from albino squirrels cops. Just click and see for yourself
Tiny Town, USA – A very masculine man in Pennsylvania has a whole doll house town in his backyard
Hippies living in a bus – Somehow I ended up working for these random people in their bus and sleeping in their bed with a pitbull.