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I Got This Lovely Message From a Sweet Guy on OkCupid Yesterday

Posted by melaniehamlett on January 26, 2014February 7, 2014

“Cock.” That’s it. No hello or how are you or even a question mark as to whether or not I want cock. Just “COCK.”

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MEN WHO WANT TO GET LAID MORE: watch this! (unless you suck.... then I hope you keep doing what you’re doing lol). I used to be a dating coach. Men, y’all need help. This ain’t as hard as you think! Ladies, follow this advise if you want to avoid selfish dudes. Also, mom, do not watch this please!

Ladies there is hope after all! #kinda #tinder

Only a couple weeks left in this pretty place. But I’m ready to start my new journey. This town is full of too many memories that make me sad now. And I’m lonely AF here. But I have zero regrets. Just time to move on.

My tinder date last night sent me this picture and then tried to convince me to go to KFC. He then sent this emoji 😂. But I’m pretty sure he wasn’t kidding deep down cuz when I insisted we get tapas instead of American garbage (which is WAY more expensive here than real food), I asked him about it. He said he eats KFC a lot cuz he knows what he’s getting at least. “You know that shit isn’t even chicken right?.” (No idea if this is true but I don’t trust American food anymore after realizing I’m not allergic to jack shit over here). Anywho, I did not hook up with him. I’m a big girl now and don’t feel bad anymore when I don’t hook up with dudes I don’t want to hook up with. Nor do I feel like I owe them anything if they buy me a soda water. My hoohee is worth more than a buck fifty. Too bad I didn’t learn to put my desires above men’s until I was like 37. Better late than never! I haven’t been in a tinder date in a couple months. Really don’t care enough to be on tinder. Plus I got a terrible haircut and am sleeping in a twin bed until I get to move to my new apartment so I feel ugly and gross. Weird how my housing situation so drastically affects my confidence. I’ll probably wait til I get back to France to mess with this shit. I tried at least. And had some good conversation over tapas instead of fake chicken

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