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Here They Sell Soap That Will Attract “The Perfect Man”

Posted by melaniehamlett on January 22, 2014January 22, 2014

and The Perfect Man Candles as well.

And for men, they sell this chapstick

“Parrot Poop” and “Monkey Farts”

(Toad Suck, Arkansas)

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This sicko has unleashed his 80k men’s rights followers onto me. They’re attacking me and some even threatening violence. Between this and my family tragedy, I’m completely exhausted. I hope one day I can pay to have someone handle the social media aspect of my job. For now, I'm just not looking at all. That's all I can do. Until I feel better, I'm doing all I can to insulate myself. Maybe just a couple days. Maybe longer. 🔷 I totally forgot what it’s like to be legit scared of men. It’s a terrible feeling y’all. Our society is stuck in a cycle of violence—of abusers, enablers, and victims. I try so hard to fight this sickness with my work, but boy do some of these sick fucks make this really hard for me to do. So I’ll be back soon. But for now, I’m pausing. I can’t afford to let anyone else take my energy or try to put out my fire, especially not people like "Patriarchy Tree" for fucks sake. 🔹 I’m one resilient mothafucker but even I can feel beaten down and utterly drained at times. First things first—gotta take care of myself or I have nothing left to give.

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