My Gay Friends Invited Me To Dance With Them in The NYC Pride Parade

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Before the Parade started, I wandered around and tried to make friends

and look who I met! Sony and Cher!

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and then this couple!

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and then all these people.

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and then this priest guy

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and this guy

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These ladies let me sit in their car with them for awhile

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and after I posed with this guy, I had white paint all over me.

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This guy was protesting at the parade – for the rights of foreskin

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And just when I thought I’d met them all, I saw her

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fucking ARIEL!

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We waited about three hours before they would let us get in the parade. During that time there was a spontaneous dance party. People were booty-bouncing against cars

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and dry-humping on the hoods of them.

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My friends and I didn’t really have a group to march with so we formed our own.

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And we just marched.

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But then we saw these ladies behind us on the Old Navy float

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and totally had to join them.

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I mean, look at that – dresses made of FLIP FLOPS

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One of my favorite things about the parade, though, was the crowd.

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I mean, even the ROYAL FAMILY was there!

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And then, to cap off the end of the most perfect day, I met a real American hero.

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