It was a nice Japanese restaurant and we had a lovely meal.

The bathroom was super nice

and even washed my butt for me

But when I came back from the bathroom, I found my sister and husband being attacked by a Ninja!

When I told him to go away, he attacked me!

After he left, another Ninja came in our room and did a magic trick with our twenty dollar bill. Asshole never gave it back.

I couldn’t let these ninja pricks get away with this, so I started my own sneak attack.

As I walked down the hall, there wasn’t a trace of ninjas anywhere

until I saw this one. “Peace lady, we don’t want no problems,” he said.

“Peace my ass! I’m gonna get you ninja!”

I pulled his ass down and stole his sword

which scared the crap out of him.

I thought I’d won the ninja battle until his friend came up form behind and got me. Now I had two ninjas on me!

I said “uncle” so they let me go.

When I got back to my table to get my sister and her husband, I found they’d left us the bill. Stupid jerks never gave me my twenty dollars back! One thing good did come out of it though. They gave me a bunch of ninja stickers