Prom!!!! I was too drunk to remember either of my Proms, so I decided to relive the good old days.
The DJ was pretty good.
And the dancers were all women.
I didn’t have a date so I danced solo
but then I found myself a date! And we took prom photos together!
It ended early, which was lame, but I did get laid.
And scored some free condoms out of it too!
(Somewhere in Prescott, Arizona)