Prom!!!! I was too drunk to remember either of my Proms, so I decided to relive the good old days.

The DJ was pretty good.

And the dancers were all women.

I didn’t have a date so I danced solo

but then I found myself a date! And we took prom photos together!

It ended early, which was lame, but I did get laid.

And scored some free condoms out of it too!

(Somewhere in Prescott, Arizona)