A dude i just met today offered to take me to see waterfalls in the rainforest. Things were great until he said he wanted to “take a shower,” then took off his pants and did this. He held this position for about 5 minutes. I’m still not sure why. He ended up being a respectful guy and he didn’t try to make out with me so I consider it a successful day.
(Rainforest in Rio, Brazil)