I never did figure out what the heck they sell here (Astoria, Oregon)

Starbucks: A Place For Everyone

The Starbucks in New York City serve many purposes: coffee of course, public restroom, a good napping place, a private bathroom to shoot up heroin and pass out in, a place to sit down for hours without actually buying anything, a warm refuge for homeless, and an office (for people like me who can’t seem…