Daily Archives: April 18, 2010

Advice From a Jaded Woman on the Toilet

I’m guessing this lady is referring to my alleged boyfriend and not the man who just rang me up for a club soda in this New York deli.

If that’s the case, I’ll pass on her dating advice. I don’t really like it when women with Sharpies assume all the women reading their wise words are:
1) heterosexual
2) in a relationship
3) only date douchebags

I will continue to be strong though. Thanks, Toilet Lady!