Pet Cemetery

One day I was driving through Kansas and saw this hearse I still haven’t figured out why it has a shelter built over it. But I did figure out why it’s there to begin with I’m guessing this is a pet cemetery, but no one in their right mind would name a place after a…

Potato Musuem Part 2

One day while walking through the Potato Museum I got a little bored, so I went and got Dora from the truck. While I was looking at the world’s largest collection of potato mashers Dora played with a new friend Me: Hey c’mon. Let’s go through the cellar Dora: Oh my goodness! Look, look, look!…

The Potato Museum

One day I was driving through Idaho and came across this museum I’d always wanted to go to a potato museum!!! I was first greeted by a stoner potato in a hot air balloon Not only was I surprised to see such a cheap admission fee but I had no idea that one could promote…

Coolest Pirate Ship Ever!

One day I was driving through Oregon when I spotted A PIRATE SHIP MADE OF HAY!!!!!!!!!! Best pirate ship I’ve come across on Summer Tour (and my entire life) EVER!

Inbreeding and Moonshine, yeah!

One day I was driving through Tennessee when I came across this truck. It was parked across the street from this sign Being from the South, I have quite an affection for hillbillies so I checked it out. I’d never seen anything like it. A putt-putt golf course on the side of a mountain! To…

A Motel for Drunks

I never thought they’d have a motel catering to drunks Apparently they don’t. The motel changed their name to cater to sober people. Bummer. Most disappointing hotel experience of Summer Tour 2009 ever!

Hookers, Dentists, and Confessionals

One day I was driving through Montana when I came across this church. It was just what I needed. I wasn’t feeling like a good human being at the moment. Dora: I don’t get it. Why are we at church on a Tuesday? Me: Shhhhhhh! This is no place for your lip, missy. Dora: It’s…

I Found the Titanic in Missiouri

While driving all over America, I found a lot of steamboats Like this steamboat casino This steamboat Pancake Restaurant and this steamboat…. with no particular purpose My favorite steamboat was this Howard Johnson motel until I realized it was not only half a steamboat, but also just a stupid building and not an actual steamboat….

Vampires at the Logging Museum!

One day I was driving down the Washington coast when I came across a bunch of clearcuts. Right after I saw this logging truck I saw this van. I’d heard about the World Famous Logging and Mill Tour, but I never thought I’d actually find it. I couldn’t afford the tour, so I just followed…

Away In a Manger

One day I was driving through Tennessee, looking for a motel parking lot to sleep in when I came across this place The Manger didn’t settle for basic cable or HBO They had “Jesus Talk Live”!!!!!! which was featured on Living Faith Television I wanted to share “my” story inside, but they wouldn’t let me…

The Largest Paper Cup in the World

One day I was driving through Missouri when I came across this building. Not only the largest paper cup in the world but the largest straw too! Best day for finding TWO pointless giant things on Summer Tour 2009 EVER!