One day I was in this funeral home in Wisconsin. While looking for the bathroom, I found this room in the basement.
These animals were having the time of their lives!
They got to ride a ferris wheel (it was actually spinning),
chat with their friends on the phone,
and ride horses
(although this guy looks a little motion sick)
This albino squirrel seemed a little overwhelmed from all the fun and took a nap in an 18 wheeler
next to Bambi
These jocks played some hoops
while these rebels raced pink sportscars.
Little did they know, they had this guy on their tail(s)
And the sheriff, who was on remote control horse.
These firemen came along just incase anyone got hurt.
Just as I was about to leave this creepy room, the phone rang
While I debated whether or not I should pick it up, I noticed these outlaw squirrels.
While the squirrel on horseback was a little cocky
the fearful patriotic squirrel hid in the corner
probably from this guy
or the dinosaur
I couldn’t tell if these squirrels were more afraid of the guy riding an elk
or the T-Rex
The cowboy squirrels would probably be looking for a saloon after their shoot-out. Luckily, this saloon was alive and kick’n already
The squirrel bar had everything a typical human bar would have
like PBR (my favorite!)
a guy with a gambling problem
the rowdy drunk
and the light-weight
The bar-tender playing therapist
and a guy playing some background music
While this couple tried to enjoy a romantic slow dance to the music
these guys playing cards tried yelling over it
(although the bird seemed to be enjoying it)
The poker game was pretty intense.
The guy with the hat smoked a giant blunt to feel better about losing
while these two guys shared secrets
and this guy gloated
While the saloon seemed like the place to be, the bar next door was actually way more interesting
It wasn’t just a bar, it was a fair!
Five seeds covered the cost of admission, which included
(even if you’re too big)
free cotton candy (even if you’re a giant)
and a free shooting lesson (even if you’re not Teddy Roosevelt)
The admission also covered free balloons!
It didn’t, however, cover the cost of the swing
but only because it was so close to the nudey show.
which I never would have expected to see an angel at!
I finally decided to leave when I realized I still needed to use the bathroom super bad.
On my way out of the basement, though
I came across this amazing piano
so I played a few songs.
On my way through the dead fish room
the jam session and narcolepsy got the best of me.
Although I never found a bathroom at the funeral home, it was the best day of scandalous taxidermy on Summer Tour 2009 EVER!!!
To see more pics from this funeral home, click here for yesterday’s post: https://melaniehamlett.com/2009/11/03/the-most-disturbing-funeral-home-ever-part-1/