Dora and I went for a ride around WALL DRUG, South Dakota one day.
ME: Dora, look at that pack of cute foreign dudes over there
Dora: I hope we see some lizards today.
Me: You would want to see something so stupid.
Just then, our Jack-a-Lope tried bucking us off.
And Dora fell.
Little Girl: Mommy, why is Dora with that lady?
Mom: Because that lady probably wants to be a Mommy like me, but can’t find a husband because she’s a tomboy. That’s why little girls should play with the dolls their Mommies buy them and not their brother’s dumptrucks, right Mackenzie?
Little Girl: Right, Mommy.
Me (to Dora): Why do you have to embarass me everywhere we go? I mean, even a kid could ride a jack-a-lope
Dora: But I am a kid.
Me: Shut it.