Adventures In Maine w/douchebags

My first trip to Maine was pretty uneventful.  I just drove around mostly.  But I stopped at this little picnic area on the side of the road.  I went to go use their restroom and almost had a heart attack when I saw the dude on the left. Dude: “Don’t worry. My dog doesnt’ bite.”…

Free Doctor I found on Craigslist!!!

I answered this posting off craiglists: Seeking healthy normal smokers/non-smokers 18 years or older. Participants will be part of a study looking for precursors to lung disease. Offering $50 compensation for screening consisting of a physical exam, Electrocardiogram (EKG), blood, urine tests, breathing test and chest x-ray, and if eligible $200 for bronchoscopy. I haven’t…