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Madrid: Drama between performance artists
These street performers crack me up. Tigger was overheating in that costume. But there also seemed to be some tension between him and Dora. She was totally blowing him off lol. Also, the guy with no head- clever. I gave him money.
Madrid: I’m staying with a man I met on Craigslist… but this story is not what you think
So I’m staying with a man I met on Craigslist. This is one my favorite stories. Some of you might recall me answering a craigslist add in NYC several years ago about playing board games with The Game Master. Everyone thought I was gonna get murdered cuz it was me and a bunch of men…
Portugal: Women keep me sane
I came back to Lisbon for one last night yesterday. I didn’t see or do anything really. I just showed up at my Dutch friend’s place (the one who took care of me when I was sick) and talked for hours on her balcony as if she was my best friend. Travel does that. My…
This Cute Festival and Thouhts on The French
Apparently there’s this huge old car festival here this weekend. The two french guys staying in this airbnb with me came here with this car of theirs-it’s got two steering wheels and two engines and is kinda crazy but super cool. We couldn’t communicate all that well (we’re talk’n pantomiming shit lol) but I told…
This amazing town in Portugal
I’m so in love with this little food truck. Watch it struggle up the hill lol I laughed at this when I came across it. Dogs humping always cracks me up. But when I realized the little scrappy one was jumping a 3-legged one, I about died. I love how she just…
Hitching in Portugal as a woman.
Today I got picked up by this couple on the side of the road. Right after playing with that homeless dog (see my last post), I realized I hadn’t been paying attention. I love to go for runs and bike rides and get lost and then try to find my way back based on intuition…
This Spanish town
The afternoon: I stayed inside all day yesterday except to eat. After exhausting myself for days on end, I got to the point where I heard myself say “oh great. Another fucking pretty crutch. Whoopeeee.” I don’t like that I have this attitude! But I’m used to spending longer periods of time…
Valencia, Spain: I’m a really bad tourist
I stayed inside all day yesterday except to eat. After exhausting myself for days on end, I got to the point where I heard myself say “oh great. Another fucking pretty crutch. Whoopeeee.” I don’t like that I have this attitude! But I’m used to spending longer periods of time in a few places…
Tinder girl in Europe
My tinder date took this last night right before we realized this wasn’t going anywhere. I was tired and not really looking to hook up, though I’m always open to the idea. But I just wasn’t feeling it with this dude. And he was wearing a superman shirt. I’ve noticed a lot of men over…
I’m Sleeping in a cave house in Spain tonight and its kinda a big deal for someone who used to hate herself
I’m staying in a fucking cave house tonight! I decided to really treat myself one night in this trip. Until age 34 I’d sleep in a Walmart parking or truck stop (shit’s free!). And now I still Usually look for the cheapest places to stay that don’t totally suck but I decided I should really…
France Romance: My Heart Finally Opened As Wide As My Legs
It started when he super liked me on tinder. He lives an hour away from Lyon so he caught a ride, had subway tickets waiting for me, showed me all around Lyon and knew only the best places to eat, most of which he paid for. He held my hand and kissed me in public…
