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New Episode of Smashing Stories Is Up!
Lauren Reeves is a badass. Being from ALASKA and all, she makes everyone around her (including me!) feel like they haven’t seen shit. Like, if I get trapped under a building in an LA earthquake, I want her nearby. She’s also a talented comedian, writer, and actress. She currently works for the TV show @Midnight…
I have a new story on the Risk! podcast. These pics help explain just how weird and totally fucked up my relationship with Dora was. (Before I beat her up in a fit of rage.)
If you haven’t listened to the story on Risk!, this post won’t make sense (it should be coming out Monday night of 6/12). If you have listened to it, this post just gives you a peek into the mind of a woman going crazy in a car by herself for three months on the…
I’m Getting Paid to Masturbate….
I just received this massive vibrator in the mail from a publication that’s paying me to try it out then write about it. Dream job! Also, why the hell is this thing so BIG? My clit is the size of a Dip ‘n Dot and I’m certainly not putting this sucker inside me. What…
I got this piece published today. It’s about abortion and probably gonna piss some women off. But it’s feminist as hell.
“…Because you can’t effectively fight the patriarchy by making women right all the time or telling men to just shut up. Feminism is about mutual respect and getting rid of pedestals. So, no, of course men shouldn’t make this decision for us. But don’t they get to have feelings about it still?” Click here…
My Niece Does an Amazing Nancy Kerrigan Impression
For two years now I’ve been teaching Zoe about the film biz by having us take turns playing director/actor of the movie I wrote- “Why Me:The Nancy Kerrigan story.” Zoe is a brutal director but a fantastic actress and gets better every time I see her
[warning: sexual overshare] The story I left out from the wedding story
[warning: SEX overshare!] I got to tell my story about why I don’t go to weddings anymore for The Washington Post this week. But this is the part I had to leave out of course. The night before the wedding I walked out of, I’d just been in Canada screwing a dreamboat I really liked….
New episode of the Smashing Storied podcast is up!
Click here for the New episode of the smashing stories podcast with John Flynn! John has almost as many weird sex stories as I do! We also get deep about rejection and relationships and my constant ego trip over whether I’m supposed to have babies or not. Thanks to my producer Jeff Hopkins for another…
My Essay in the Washington Post is up today!
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New episode of my podcast is up with MTV and Vh1’s Shannon Coffey
Click here to listen New episode of my podcast is up! This time we have Shannon Coffey from MTV’s Girlcode and host of VH1 top 20 Countdown. This was a super fun episode to record. Also, I’m such a jerk and totally part of the problem because I’ve had FOUR men on my show and…
Just Got Another Sex/Dating Piece Published Today
Click here to read An excerpt: “One of the unspoken perks of dating apps is that they’re a great way to spot red flags that you might not be able to see so clearly in person. For instance, you meet a hot, charming guy at a bar and he feeds you some BS about being…
