New Episode of Smashing Stories Is Up!

Lauren Reeves is a badass. Being from ALASKA and all, she makes everyone around her (including me!) feel like they haven’t seen shit. Like, if I get trapped under a building in an LA earthquake, I want her nearby. She’s also a talented comedian, writer, and actress. She currently works for the TV show @Midnight…

I’m Getting Paid to Masturbate….

I just received this massive vibrator in the mail from a publication that’s paying me to try it out then write about it. Dream job!   Also, why the hell is this thing so BIG? My clit is the size of a Dip ‘n Dot and I’m certainly not putting this sucker inside me. What…

My Niece Does an Amazing Nancy Kerrigan Impression

​   ​ For two years now I’ve been teaching Zoe about the film biz by having us take turns playing director/actor of the movie I wrote- “Why Me:The Nancy Kerrigan story.” Zoe is a brutal director but a fantastic actress and gets better every time I see her

New episode of the Smashing Storied podcast is up!

Click here for the New episode of the smashing stories podcast with John Flynn! John has almost as many weird sex stories as I do! We also get deep about rejection and relationships and my constant ego trip over whether I’m supposed to have babies or not. Thanks to my producer Jeff Hopkins for another…

Just Got Another Sex/Dating Piece Published Today

Click here to read An excerpt: “One of the unspoken perks of dating apps is that they’re a great way to spot red flags that you might not be able to see so clearly in person. For instance, you meet a hot, charming guy at a bar and he feeds you some BS about being…