Two Signs at My New Pool


(Pasadena, CA)

What Shopping at an LA Whole Foods Is Like


Last night I did my first shift as a grocery buyer for people who can afford to not shop for their own stuff. The way it works is I drive my own truck full of gas I paid for thru a shit ton of traffic to a Whole Foods in Hollywood and then I sit and wait in the parking lot til I get an order from the company via my phone. I sat in my truck for almost 3 hours and never got an order. They compensate me ten dollars an hour for my time If no orders come in. That’s nice of them I suppose. I probably used all 3G’s of my Verizon data plan trying to kill time during those 3 hours. And since I am a private contractor, the company makes me file taxes on my own so I will probably end up only making about $22 dollars from the 3 hours I waited for work. So yeah, I was so frustrated and bored and I eventually went inside Whole Foods to kill time and spend my whole future paycheck on yogurt and granola. But low and behold, look who I saw! Fabio! The I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-butter Fabio! He was promoting his new line of protein drinks. This priceless picture made the whole dumb day at the dumbest job ever totally worth it. But I am probably gonna quit this job cuz I spent my entire $22 on groceries and snacks and then I donated a dollar to the homeless man panhandling in the parking lot so I actually lost money on yesterday’s day of “work.” But still! This picture is worth a million days of work. I think I’m gonna like it here in LA. But Someone hire me please.


Saw This In Venice Beach



LA License Plate



What Playgrounds In the Desert Look Like


Pretty Sure They Weren’t Gold But Ok


(Somewhere in the desert, California)


Outside the women’s bathroom in Arizona