
My Literary Agent:
Scott Mendel
Mendel Media Group, LLC
115 W. 30th St.
Suite 800
NY, NY 10001
(646) 239-9896


I’m a writer, storyteller, nomad, and crazy-person-magnet who’s usually living in NYC, South America, New Mexico, or on the road somewhere in my truck – just think of it as a giant backpack I can drive and sleep in.

For the majority of my adult life, I’ve been living all over the United States, usually sleeping in a truck, tent, camoflage trailer in people’s driveways, wooden box in a back yard, cubicle made out of sheets in an office building in Queens, or some other free living arrangement.

I’ve also been working all over the country as a white water raft guide, Outward Bound instructor, ski instructor, outdoor educator, construction worker, waitress, fast food worker, set dresser in the film industry, and as god-knows-what for weird “jobs” I find on craigslist (I prefer to call them adventures). Somehow I’ve found myself pursuing, yet again, a career that doesn’t pay or provide health insurance – storytelling.


Now I’m living in South America. I update this blog regularly with pictures and stories from my travels down here or former travels all over The United States. Oh, yeah, and if you hadn’t notice already, I’m narcoleptic.


I’m also a two-time Moth Storyslam Champion and can be seen telling stories there and all over NYC when I’m not wandering around narcoleptically.
Also, if you just so happened to be a super important publishing industry person, I’ll have you know I just wrote my first book about my travels. I’m working on the proposal for my agent now. Feel free to call him and buy my book so I can buy myself some health insurance finally. Thanks!

This is me doing a senior portrait at the top of a climbing route in Patagonia.

I can now add “Protester” to the titles on my resume, thanks to Channel 10 News and Occupy Wall Street

Thanks for reading my stories (typos and all) and I hope you’re having a random, adventure-filled day.

When I’m not traveling around South America, I live in New York City, somewhere in my truck, or in this trailer in New Mexico.

and this is where I take a crap

To see more photos of where I live, click here http://melaniehamlett.com/2011/05/13/rich-people-arent-the-only-ones-with-summer-homes/
To see the story of how I even made bedbugs fun, and ended on Dr. Oz talking about it in front of 5 million people, click here
http://melaniehamlett.com/2009/12/06/how-bedbugs-got-me-on-televison/

To see the New York Times article I was mentioned in, click the link below.

A link to the story:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/09/arts/09spare.html?_r=4
These are a couple stories from my former life:
I lived in a cubicle in an office space with 12 other people when I first moved to NYC

(This is the first trailer I ever lived in in New Mexico)

For a chick [ your word not mine ] named Hamlett , why are there no stories about small villages or pigs ? Or villages of small pigs , or …pigs doing Shakespeare ?
inquiring minds want to know..
Heard you on Risk, loved your story!!!
Thanks for listening!
I also heard you on Risk and loved your stories! I laughed til I cried. You should come to Shreveport sometime. We have the Mudbug Madness Festival.. where its all about mudbugs ( crawfish ) …
When? that sounds AMAZING! Thanks for listening and reading!
I’ve listened to your stories on Risk and you are hilarious! You have a great story-telling style.
Hey, thanks a lot Nancy! I try my best. If you feel like telling your friends, that would be awesome. And thanks so much for the encouragement.
needed an image of confessional gogled & you came Up # 1 Now Im getting nothing done …
can you explain to my boss why the proposal is late!
Heard you on RISK and enjoyed hearing your story. But I really enjoy this blog. I love traveling to out of the way spots and seeing what’s out there and your adventures make me smile. It’s like having a travel buddy without my having to travel. Here’s to more adventures. Best of luck to you.
You’re awesome!! Was sent your way by a mutual friend, Angel. I’m a fellow traveler myself and would love to exchange vagabond stories! Keep creating…
Funny, I’m also a narcoleptic raft guide.
Heard a couple of your stories on RISK, and loved them. You’re great. Keep it up!