In Other News….

This was one of the top stories on the New Mexico News last night

The dude pictured above just got busted for jerking off in yogurt samples and serving his concoction to shoppers in a Santa Fe grocery store. He’s also wanted on previous charges of child molestation, but that silly little crime never got him on the headline news before because that’s just not an interesting story. Advice to all pervs out there – the media doesn’t much care about your crimes against children… but whack off in some yogurt and you’ll be famous!

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