Monthly Archives: January 2011

Just Call Me “Baby Girl”

Yesterday I went to a yard sale in hopes of finding a chair for my new place. Unfortunately, I didn’t find a chair. I did, however, come home with a truck full of plants and this painting of a super depressed horse.

That’s the problem/amazing thing about looking for furniture in a town like Taos – even simple chores turn into strange encounters with oddballs. The yard-sale lady, who’s hair was dyed the black and white color scheme of a skunk, showed me everything in her house that wasn’t for sale on our little tour, going into great detail and backstories about each, so that I now know more about her past than I do about most of my friends. She never called me Melanie, only nick names fit for a toddler like “sweatheart” and “baby girl.” She was also the kind of person who danced instead of walked around the room and was sooo passionate about everything that she could not seem to keep her eyes open when speaking.

So after a long-ass tour and no chair, yard-sale lady eventually talked me into taking home a bunch of plants, whom she also referred to like they were children. When I asked her how much light and water to give them, she said “You know deep within how to read their needs. No need to worry, baby girl.” Well, I am worried – I barely know how to take care of myself and I’ve killed every single plant I’ve ever owned. Since I still haven’t a clue how much water or light to give these suckers, I’m guessing they’re pretty screwed. As for the horse painting, I have no idea how she talked me into that one.

So yeah, this is what it’s like to live in Taos. You always meet some interesting folks when looking for uninteresting things, you rarely get what you want, but you always get what you need. My place looks beautiful now. I guess I need to learn how to take care of something else for the first time in my life. And clearly I need a painting of a sad horse.

They like ‘em big in Texas

Yep…..

those are giant amputated legs wearing socks behind me

(Amarillo, TX)

Mongolian Yerts

When my comedy friends from The Upright Citizens Brigade (NYC) rolled through Taos on their roadtrip, we went on some adventures together. At the end of the night, we ended up picking up some hitch-hikers in the RV and dropping them off at their “house.” They let us perform a comedy show in their living room then took us on a tour of their Mongolian yerts, which is where they sleep. Here is the video of that tour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPeGrMsLZXk

I Think Bob Barker Lives In Taos

See how happy all these animals are?

It’s because they just got neutered!

Do they really do this to all the animals painted on this van, like birds?

(Taos, NM)

Earth Ships

Yesterday my comedian friends from New York City came to Taos to visit me. This is one of the strange places I showed them. Click the link below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJDiB1SrWv4

This Is Where People In New Mexico Get Their Coffee

This reminds me of that one time I lived in a coffee school bus with a dog and a couple hippies. Click the link to see more.
http://melaniehamlett.com/2009/10/21/people-who-live-in-a-school-bus/

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Sometimes I Miss NYC So Much It Hurts…..

Those are the times I pull out my huge collection of garbage photos I took during my four and a half years there.

Quite Possibly The Most Random/Confusing Highway Patrol Ad I’ve Ever Seen

Wait…. so I must have missed an episode of CHIPS or something, cuz I don’t get the reference at all. Or perhaps Erik Estrada quit acting to become an OBGYN.

(Espanola, NM)

Wanna Be Truck

Taos is full of some interesting vehicles, although I’m not sure what the point of this one is.

(Taos, NM)

Leaning Tower of Texas

Unlike the leaning tower of Pisa, which was a mistake

Texas has a leaning tower of water, which was built that way on purpose

I bet the Italian tower doesn’t have big gulps and chili dogs though

(Photos taken in Groom, Texas, except the Pisa picture, which is not a Hamlett original)