I’m guessing this lady is referring to my alleged boyfriend and not the man who just rang me up for a club soda in this New York deli.
If that’s the case, I’ll pass on her dating advice. I don’t really like it when women with Sharpies assume all the women reading their wise words are:
2) in a relationship
3) only date douchebags
I will continue to be strong though. Thanks, Toilet Lady!