Yesterday I had to go to the hospital to get a lump in my boob checked out.
While I waited in the lobby, this guy told me the history of the ambulance.
I learned a ton!
In the waiting room for mammograms, the other ladies and I watched The Price Is Right
I got a little too excited as usual (The idiot totally blew his chance at PLINKO)
Afterwards, The Young and The Restless came on
I normally hate soap operas
but this one got me locked in rather quickly
During the scene with the breast cancer patient
I totally lost it.
I mean, what if I was about to be diagnosed with cancer?
I was able to compose myself once I was in the mammogram room
probably because the bubblegum wallpaper and baby doll in the corner cheered me up
As I waited in the next room to get my ultrasound, I got a little bored,
so I decided to give myself an ultrasound
(This was a public hospital.The hour long wait would make anyone want to start playing with equipment).
I’d seen pregnant women getting ultrasounds on tv a million times, so I figured boobs weren’t any different.
I looked at my result in the micropscope
(Although, I admit, I wasn’t really sure what I was looking for.)
I determined the results inconclusive, so I tried again. Just as I realized I was, in fact, lump free, the doctor came in.
Me: Hey Doc! Take a look at these cancer-free titties!!!
In all seriousness, my lump has gone away, so I am indeed, breast cancer free. YAY!!!!
