One night in Tennessee I slept in this hotel parking lot
While I remembered seeing the creepy elf and Rudolf hotel sign the night before
I hadn’t noticed the crazy cars parked next to me
like this dune-buggy not on the beach
and this paddywagon
which had a flat
and Don Knotts inside
Apparently the paddy wagon had come all the way from Mayberry, North Carolina
and was owned by the cheapest barber on the planet. (25 cents!!!)
Unfortunately, these guys were too lazy to help the poor paddywaggon with its flat tire.
The hippies in Hawaiian shirts at least tried. This guy
searched all over his care for a spare
but couldn’t find one buried under all the traffic lights.
So the Paddywaggon people asked the other hippy in a flowered shirt.
who lived in a short bus
and graduated in the class of ’69
Luckily, he had not one, but two spare tires.
not to mention a huge collection of birdhouses
and my favorite, Sponge Bob Square Pants Curtains!
Leave it to the hippies to save the day!