One day I was in Tennessee preparing lunch on my tailgate.

While I was eating my lunch in this peaceful park,

I looked behind me and noticed

The Parthanon had been moved to Nashville, Tennessee!

Not only did the Parthanon have the most amazing Greek God stuff, it had

super nice public restrooms

outdoor activities like kites
and paddle boating on a huge lake

and best of all, affordable public housing right behind it!
This place was WAY better than Athens