One day I was driving through California when I realized my tires needed some air. So I stopped at this gas station
An EXTREME gas station!
Not only did it have xtreme racing fuel and an RV Dump,
but an XTREME convenience store too!
It was a dream come true. Green is my favorite color
Monster my favorite drink,
and ATVing my absolute favorite outdoor sports (yes, destroying sensitive vegetation is a respectable sport)
The Xtreme convenience store didn’t just sell Monster stuff like
Monster energy drinks,
Xtreme hot dogs and popcorn
and Xtreme fountain drink
They also sold old fashion candy sticks
and gum balls!
After I checked out their huge selection of hats
and Oakley sunglass and goggles
I got distracted for about an hour by the exciting drag racing competition on the tube
Believe it or not, they sold Monster car parts too!
like car doors
and bumpers!
I really wanted to get something Xtreme, like a Monster umbrella,
Monster legs,
a Monster electric guitar,
or Monster shirts,
but I went with a bohemian purse instead
While I was happy with my new purse, I vowed to myself I’d come back one day. And when I did, I’d be able to afford
the creepy alien goggles
the giant sandal
or maybe even my all time dream come true
a Monster ATV.
Best day of window shopping of my travels ever!
