Daily Archives: November 22, 2009

The Weirdest Locksmith Ever

One day, while driving though Forks, Washington, my sister and I stopped at Jerry’s Lock and Key to get a key cut


On our way inside we noticed chairs all over the place

and these signs in the window.


At first we were attracted by the “Twilight Prices Slashed” announcement.

Then we noticed all the other signs.

- patriotic stickers
– only one dollar to mail any package!
- and, best of all, Assembly of God cookbooks for only $10!

While we didn’t see any locks or keys in the store, they did have Twilight photo id tags,

liscenses to bite,

Flags…


and more shelves of Twilight stuff

like anyards

mousepads

even Twilight Varsity Jackets!

I started to think this Lock and Key only sold Twilight stuff

until I came across these amazing over mats!

Then a few minutes later, while I was looking at these Twilight photos

I noticed they sold Headstones

Even better, headstones with pictures!

Since they couldn’t make a copy of our key, we left.

On our way out, we noticed a gas station attached to the Lock and Key Store.

After waiting for twenty minutes for this guy to fill our tank

we realized the gas station didn’t actually serve gas

but it did serve amazing Mexican food. I love Mexican food. Yummy!!!!

Least productive but most delicious day of Summer Tour 2009 ever!!!!

Camp Attitude

One day I was driving through Oregon when I came across this camp

At first I thought it was for people with bad attitudes

After poking around though,

I came across this sign.

which explained this sign.

(Well, everything but the detective aspect of the disabled happy face)

Best camp I’ve come across on Summer Tour 2009 ever!