One day while walking through the Potato Museum I got a little bored, so I went and got Dora from the truck.
While I was looking at the world’s largest collection of potato mashers
Dora played with a new friend
Me: Hey c’mon. Let’s go through the cellar
Dora: Oh my goodness! Look, look, look!
Dora: A giant potato scale!
Me: Yeah, well don’t break it
Dora: He-ey. That was unnecessary.
Me: I know. I’m sorry. I’m just in a bad mood. Try not to be so annoying today, okay.
Dora: Okay. Hey look…
I can move a giant potato sac all by myself!
Me: Yep.
Dora: Look at me. I’m Godzilla on a farm and I’m gonna crush you little tractor. Roar!
Me: What you’re doing right now? That’s the definition of annoying. So stop it.
Dora: Hey look. A potato cutting machine
Dora: I can cut potatoes like nobody’s business
Me: Hey, you see the old fashion way of cutting potatoes?
Dora: Yeah.
Me: Well that is what I’m going to do to your face if you don’t stop being a jerk
Me: That or I’ll put you up on that shelf
Dora: Hey. Get me down.
Me: Are you gonna stop?
Dora: Okay fine. Now will you get me down….Hey, what’s that machine?
Me: It looks like a ride. Why don’t you go lay on the conveyer belt
Dora: Okay, fun!
Dora: Hey wait a minute. This thing is scary.
Me: If you keep your promise, I’ll save you from getting smashed like a potato.
Dora: I’ll do anything. Just help me. PLEASE!!!
Me: You have no sense of humor, Dora. I wouldn’t have let that machine murder you. C’mon. You know me better than that.
Dora: No, I don’t. You’re really convincing sometimes. And you really scared me
Me: Alright, alright. I get it. Let’s go to the gift shop. I’ll buy you one of those Spud Bob Starchpants T-shirt to make it up to ya
Dora: Can I have a Darth Tater shirt instead?
Me: Even better!
Dora and I also bought some cards for friends. They had Mr. and Ms. Potato Head cards for any occasion
and more specific cards for
Christmas,
Halloween,
Valentine’s Day
and even baby showers!
On our way out of the museum, this lady gave me a complementary potato bag
and on our way to the truck, Dora and I got a picture by the sign
in front of the world’s largest baked potato,
portion of sour cream, and slap of butter
These guys asked us to take their picture too
but really I think they were hitting on us
When we got back to the truck, I opened the potato sac the lady had given us
Holy Crap!
Hash Browns!!!!
That’s right. The sign at the museum had mentioned something about that
Best day of receiving free hash browns of Summer Tour 2009 (and my entire life) ever!
