One day I was driving through Idaho and came across this museum
I’d always wanted to go to a potato museum!!!
I was first greeted by a stoner potato in a hot air balloon
Not only was I surprised to see such a cheap admission fee
but I had no idea that one could promote potatoes through hospitality
The museum was surprisingly crowded
While I waited for this lady to get out of the way so I could read the potato’s history
I read about reproduction
and diversity
I got distracted from all the learning
by the potato sac sewing machine
which created this potato sac tuxedo
and potato sac prom dress!
Behind the prom dress I noticed some people hanging out
They were watching a movie! I love movies!!!
It was a drama too!
After the movie, I checked out the potato’s claim to fame
Potato chips,
(I have a feeling this museum gets a kickback from Pringles)
French Fries,
and booze!
I forgot about the potato’s other claim to fame
Making a vice-president famous for being stupid
Best day of being educated about potatoes on Summer Tout 2009 ever!
TO BE CONTINUED………..
