Daily Archives: November 13, 2009

Inbreeding and Moonshine, yeah!

One day I was driving through Tennessee when I came across this truck.

truck.hillbilyy

It was parked across the street from this sign

sign1

Being from the South, I have quite an affection for hillbillies

golf.sign

so I checked it out.

golf.building

I’d never seen anything like it. A putt-putt golf course on the side of a mountain!

moonshine.wide

To get to the course, you had to ride in this coal-mining cart up steep tracks.

golf.tracks

The hardest hole on the course was the farm equipment hole.

farm.equipment

The easiest hole was the moonshine distillery hole.

moonshine

maybe because it was meant for people super drunk.

SInce I never came across a single hillbilly during my game of putt-putt, I left. Just down the road, though, I found a whole village of hillbillies!

village.sign

Luckily, parking was easy.

dumpster

They had everything in this village.

souveniers.wide

even airbursh!

airbrush

Since I’ve been away from the South for so long, I’ve forgotten what hillbillies are like.

I knew they had a reputation for drinking moonshine and sleeping all day on the porch,

dude.laying.down

shooting things with shotguns,

gun

and carrying moonshine everywhere they go

gun2

But I didn’t know they were big environmentalists!

recycle

or known for having baby red elephant pets

slut.wide

While I remembered them being notoriously inbred

inbred
(that hand!)

feet
(only four toes!)

I never realized the women were that slutty.
boobs
(those nipples!)

Best day of being with Southern folks on Summer Tour 2009 ever!