One day I was driving through Tennessee when I came across this truck.
It was parked across the street from this sign
Being from the South, I have quite an affection for hillbillies
so I checked it out.
I’d never seen anything like it. A putt-putt golf course on the side of a mountain!
To get to the course, you had to ride in this coal-mining cart up steep tracks.
The hardest hole on the course was the farm equipment hole.
The easiest hole was the moonshine distillery hole.
maybe because it was meant for people super drunk.
SInce I never came across a single hillbilly during my game of putt-putt, I left. Just down the road, though, I found a whole village of hillbillies!
Luckily, parking was easy.
They had everything in this village.
Since I’ve been away from the South for so long, I’ve forgotten what hillbillies are like.
I knew they had a reputation for drinking moonshine and sleeping all day on the porch,
shooting things with shotguns,
and carrying moonshine everywhere they go
But I didn’t know they were big environmentalists!
or known for having baby red elephant pets
While I remembered them being notoriously inbred
(only four toes!)
I never realized the women were that slutty.
Best day of being with Southern folks on Summer Tour 2009 ever!