One day I was driving through Wisconsin looking for a place to eat lunch when I found this funeral home and cremation center.
What a perfect place for a peaceful lunch experience.
While I ate my cabbage salad, I noticed the house on the funeral home property.
They appeared to have a lawn ornament fetish
After lunch I needed a bathroom. Of all places, I was fairly certain a funeral home would have nice bathrooms.
There wasn’t anyone around to ask, so I looked for the bathroom on my own.
Maybe they were downstairs.
Of course, in my search for the bathroom, I got a little distracted by the cool stuff I found.
Like a desk with stuffed animals, a globe, and coloring books.
I thought the pictures on the walls in this room were pretty neat
until I found this room
Holy Moley!
The next room of the funeral home basement was pretty dark, so I turned on this animal leg lamp
That’s when I first realized the owner of the place was obsessed with dead fish.
Not just mounted dead fish
but electronic controlled ones in glass cases chasing bait
Soon I realized it wasn’t just a dead fish obsession.
It was a dead animal obsession
He had all kinds of animals like
a raccoon in a box
a duck who likes corn
and a fanatical sports fan raccoon
or was it a badger?
He was also obsessed with big animals like deer
these poor guys died angry
and elk
I’m guessing he’s not only an avid fisherman, but also pretty religious.
He also had a scary boar
who appears to have died being choked to death by a surge protector
There were two kinds of stuffed animals. Real ones and fake ones.
While looking at the duck nailed to the wall, I noticed the rats in the glass case
The rat on the rock seemed to be either a Peeping Tom or a jealous lover about to attack
I must say, I was a little jealous myself of the deep love that seemed to exist between these two
On my continued search for a bathroom, I found this room
Holy crap!
I found a picture of the man who owns the funeral home (the guy to the right of the dude holding the fish)
When I set the picture down, I noticed the case below
Giant albino rats.
cruising around in jeeps.
Little did I know, this was the least shocking display I’d come across.
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s tour through the most disturbing funeral home in America
