Daily Archives: November 3, 2009

The Hottest Airport Sign Ever

Rumor has it, “puss” is a Swedish way of saying “stop and kiss.” I don’t buy it.

(Stockholm Airport, Sweden)

The Most Disturbing Funeral Home Ever. Part 1

One day I was driving through Wisconsin looking for a place to eat lunch when I found this funeral home and cremation center.

outside

What a perfect place for a peaceful lunch experience.

lunch

While I ate my cabbage salad, I noticed the house on the funeral home property.

house

They appeared to have a lawn ornament fetish

house.animals

After lunch I needed a bathroom. Of all places, I was fairly certain a funeral home would have nice bathrooms.

funeralroom

There wasn’t anyone around to ask, so I looked for the bathroom on my own.

Maybe they were downstairs.
downstairs

Of course, in my search for the bathroom, I got a little distracted by the cool stuff I found.

desk.wide

Like a desk with stuffed animals, a globe, and coloring books.

desktop
I thought the pictures on the walls in this room were pretty neat

until I found this room
pictures1

Holy Moley!

pictures2

The next room of the funeral home basement was pretty dark, so I turned on this animal leg lamp

lamp

That’s when I first realized the owner of the place was obsessed with dead fish.

Not just mounted dead fish
fishcases

but electronic controlled ones in glass cases chasing bait

fishfly
Soon I realized it wasn’t just a dead fish obsession.

It was a dead animal obsession

entrance

He had all kinds of animals like
racoonbox

a raccoon in a box

duck

a duck who likes corn

raccon.corn

and a fanatical sports fan raccoon

hat

or was it a badger?

He was also obsessed with big animals like deer

elk.fighting
these poor guys died angry

and elk
elk.photos

I’m guessing he’s not only an avid fisherman, but also pretty religious.

pope

He also had a scary boar

hog.elk
who appears to have died being choked to death by a surge protector

There were two kinds of stuffed animals. Real ones and fake ones.
elk.purple.jacket

While looking at the duck nailed to the wall, I noticed the rats in the glass case

rats.grassflirting
The rat on the rock seemed to be either a Peeping Tom or a jealous lover about to attack

flirting

I must say, I was a little jealous myself of the deep love that seemed to exist between these two

On my continued search for a bathroom, I found this room

wide.motorcycle
Holy crap!

I found a picture of the man who owns the funeral home (the guy to the right of the dude holding the fish)
familyphoto.rats

When I set the picture down, I noticed the case below

albinorats.close
Giant albino rats.

albino.rats

cruising around in jeeps.

Little did I know, this was the least shocking display I’d come across.
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s tour through the most disturbing funeral home in America