One day I was driving through Bend, Oregon when I came across this cupid arrow and garden of love
I was quickly distracted, however, by the rainbow and pot of gold behind it
I had to know what kind of farm this was.
A Farm Fun The!!!!!
There were signs about there being cattle on this farm, but I never saw any.
The farm was a little creepy at first. Like a stagecoach with no pioneers
and a fire truck with no firemen.
There was also a boat
but it had a lady with no hands and some bushes living in it.
The boat was next to the lighthouse
which was guarded by penguins with paddles
The farmhouse next to the barn was also a store
guarded by General Junk
They had so many amazing junk items in their front yard
like a junk statue
and flower pot shoes and toilet bowl.
Unfortunately, I didn’t get to go inside because of their weird store hours.
So I poked around the side of the house
to look at its decorations
and noticed these signs.
I had to find the fainting goats and bowling ball garden.
I knew I was heading in the right direction when I saw a line of bowling balls
and a bowling ball tree!
Sure enough, there was the garden!
It was so nice. It even had a fountain made out of tractor tires for the flamingos to drink from
although most of them were laying on a tarp and seemed either sick or dead.
I lost interest in the flamingos, however, when I noticed the hot siamese marathon runners behind them
While I do have a weakness for hippies
I’m not really into guys who wear scarves
or who are missing fingers
I noticed they were about to go bowling though
So I found the bowling alley.
It was right in front of the cemetary
While I was looking at the graves, I noticed something in the woods behind the cemetary
I could tolerate the no hands or fingers thing, but the antlers on this scuba diver lady’s head was just plain freaky. I got the hell out of there. FAST!
Best day of bowling on Sumer Tour 2009 ever!