Daily Archives: October 5, 2009

A-Hole

One day Dora and I were cruisn’ thru Utah

driving

when we came across a sign painted on the rocks

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A hole in rocks! I’ve always wanted to see that.

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(I was hoping n” meant “in”)

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We were super bummed to find the gate locked, so Dora tried to squeeze through it.

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She stopped trying once we noticed the attack dog sign.

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We’re both pretty stubborn, so we went over to the neighbor’s house to see if they’d let us in.

neighbors

Sure enough, he did!

Before taking us to see the hole, he showed us the main attractions.

store

like a fantastic home

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which was actually a double-wide
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The double-wide was owned by the scariest golfer man I’ve ever met

golfer

He was kind of a paranoid fella.
lions
I could understand a guard dog, but guard lions seemed a little unnecessary.

The general store was the next place the neighbor took us

generalstore

I was about to ask if I could rent this awesome Flinstones-style jeep to go mudd’n with

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when I realized its iron tires would probably bend

Now I knew why the attack dog had never bothered us

happydog

He was too preoccupied with the biggest dog bone on the planet.

Speaking of pets, this place also had a petting zoo!

pettingzoo

Lizzards,

lizzard

miniature buffalos

buffalo
(crazy ones that like to hang out in cactus bushes!)

not-so-scary dragons

dragon

elephants

elephants

gorillas

gorillas

and even birds, although I only saw evidence of them

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This place also sold pottery

pottery

and had a trailer park inside the rock

threehouses

rockhouse

Oh, and an FDR memorial.

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The neighbor finally took us to the Hole N” The Rock.
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A freak’n souvenier shop inside of a rock.
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That was the main attraction.

Dora and I left Hole N’ The Rock super disappointed. So we just drove
landscape

and drove

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and drove

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until we came across A HOLE IN THE ROCK!!!!

real

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Most successful day finding a hole n” a rock on Summer Tour 2009 EVER!!!!