Dora and I showed up in Branson, Missouri hoping to find some cool stuff to do. Apparently, the economy is pretty bad though
Because even the Visitor’s Center has gone out of business
But wouldn’t you know, the coolest thing in town was actually parked right outside the Visitor’s Center anyways
A car made of phones and chess pieces
toaster and milkshake holders
and lobster. Mmmmmmm!!!!
I have since been wondering if my truck would run better on ten tailpipes instead of one.
The coolest car ever reminded me of the coolest truck ever in Kansas
which was made of burning (present tense) dinosaur bones
and semi trucks
It was parked next to the coolest SUV ever, which was made up of dead animal parts
and human skulls
Speaking of dead animals, I remember this Pizza joint in The Dells, Wisconsin that had a giant fake moose stuck to its roof
But I guess that’s better than a real dead baby elk on a truck, like this one in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee.
Best day of my favorite vehicles on Summer Tour 2009 EVER!!!!