You Don’t Wanna Miss This Town

If you’ve never visited Green River, Utah, boy are you missing out! I stumbled upon this hidden treasure of a town one day and I will surely be going back

It has better international food than NYC even!

international

like hot dogs, soda, hamburgers, french fries, and Ice cream

sign2

“Ice Creams” must be how they pronounce it overseas
icecreams

The restaurant also sells melons out front
laundry:overkitchen

because Green River is famous for their melons

watermelon

They even sell them at their gas stations
gas:melons
which are very patriotic and grateful for my business

One of the coolest things about this town is their commitment to saving energy by using eco-friendlier vehicles like motorbikes
redbike

and scooters
flag

scooter

If you’re not into international food, Green River has plenty of other options. They LOVE their pizza

franks

Some restaurants are a little more diverse though, like this one
chowhound
which offers not only pizza, but breakfast, hamburgers, ice cream but is a bakery as well.

My favorite, however, is this restaurant
chicken

which offers hot but cold meals, steak, chicken, and of course PIZZA!
hotcold

and serves every type of meal breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND snacks!

loungefood
They offer lounge food to go or

you can get it in their drive thru (and park in their drive thru!)
drivethru

If you’re cheap like me, you can just get groceries at this local grocery store.

grocieries
While there, you can pick up some cent ladies clothes

and then get them washed at the laundry mat
laundry
that of course, also sells melons!

They offer great government services in this town too. Their fire department still uses those cool old trucks
firdepartment1

and herses just like the GHOSTBUSTERS!
fire2

Their trash services are pretty great too. There are dumpsters located randomly all over town!
trash

And they have great parks as well

missle

with missles in them!
missle2

They even have a skate park!

skateboard

And cool skater punks too!

skater

And for people like me who like to make one stop for everything, this former gas station has it all
shell

I could eat at lovely tables outside
thrift.store
get some writing done in a school desk

and get some money out of the atm
thrift2
if I found some cool stuff to buy at the thrift store

And if my computer should break down, they have a computer store too!
tvs.wide

but all their computers are FREE!!
tv:computer
It just doesn’t get any better than that

And finally, after a long day of shopping, eating, and skateboarding, you can stay at this motel with a discount if you’re a toup
toups.welcome

or this one if you’re a criminal
robbers..roost

or a sexy lady.

sexylady

Best town to visit on Summer Tour 2009 EVER!!!!!!

One response to “You Don’t Wanna Miss This Town

  1. Oh man, this made me laugh so much I was holding my ribs!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s