……..Continued from yesterday
After getting in trouble for touching the General Lee at this roadside Diner in South Dakota, Dora and I figured it wasn’t cool to touch any of the random cars we found all over this weird place
Good thing because we started noticing these signs everywhere
We kept coming across people standing awfully close to the cars though
and other people (like this Native American couple and the sexy miniature red-head) full on riding in the cars
so we decided it was only fair that we get to ride in the cars too
and ride we did!
We were super stoked to have found the Wayne’s World car
Dora just couldn’t get enough of all the random cars to ride in
like the trucks
cars with clowns on them
tractors of all sizes and colors
cars that seemed to be meant for someone her size (which I found quite unfair)
even found ducks like the ones they have all over NYC
My favorite was putting her in the trunk of this car
(If my truck had a trunk, that’s where she would stay all the time)
I don’t know if it was the trunk incident or what, but Dora all of a sudden started wanting to play with super aggressive vehicles made for little people like hummers
and tanks
I should have know she was in one of her “moods” before I let her get behind the wheel of this car made for normal sized people.
I can’t believe I forgot about that time she pulled a gun on me at Wall Drug before letting her drive this car. Dora’s got some major un-resolved anger issues that I underestimate.
As well as a tendency to hang out with creepy older dudes
like this guy she drove away with after leaving me for dead
To see the story from before where Dora pulled a gun on me, click
http://melaniehamlett.com/2009/08/13/dora-gets-aggro/
Best day of getting run over on Summer Tour 2009 ever!!!!!!!
