Daily Archives: August 7, 2009

Getting Run Over By a Limo

The other night I found myself famished, so I pulled into the first parking lot I came across.

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After inhaling my food, I looked up and saw this sign.
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I had to find out what was so Top Secret about a parking lot.

I left Dora in the car while I investigated. She was being a jerk anyways. It was a good excuse to get away from her
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I soon realized that without even noticing, I had parked right next to The White House…..upside down.
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Outside The White House, I noticed this depressed kid just sitting there.

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I also noticed the Presidential Limo vertically crashed beside him.
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I thought I’d cheer him up by pretending to be killed in a car accident
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And I wasn’t the only one either. This man saw me and decided to to cheer up the poor kid as well.
w.h.man

When we looked up, the kid was gone. I guess it worked. He stopped pouting on the ground and disappeared.

As me and my new friend walked back to our cars, we didn’t notice this white car coming

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wreck

and it ran right into us!

Poor Dora saw the whole thing happen form the truck.
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Although she is smiling, she was actually quite upset.

To be continued…….