Dora was getting on my last nerve one morning on the road, so I pulled over as soon as I saw this comfy lounge chair. I needed to cool off before I ended up slapping her.
Little did I know, I stopped at Mr.Ed’s,
which was an “Elephant Museum, Candy Store, and Incredible Gift Shop”
I was out like a light in seconds. Anger and driving tend to induce narcoleptic attacks.
While I was asleep, an elephant walked up behind me.
It played in the pond
along with the rubber duckie.
When I walked around it, I noticed the flowers around its neck
and the sign near its leg
I think he’s named after the Confederate General Lee (and famous car from The Dukes Of Hazzard)
I walked up the porch
and found these signs.
When I went into the woods, I found all kinds of stuff.
Elephant stuff
and random things like
A Depressed Tree-Pig eating corn on the cob
The Seven Dwarfs
Boat/flower pots
A Skeleton taking a crap in an outhouse
And Giraffes!
When you look in the mirror, two giraffes kiss you
I also found deer
and cows
or were they elephants?
And then i found Dora riding a bull made of tires
She also tried riding an elephant
Me: Dora, you know how much you suck at riding animals. Remember that jack-a-lope? Why don’t you just sit back and watch a real pro.
Me: Are you watching, Dora?
Dora: Yes
Just then, I discovered the Giant Talking and Blinking Albino Elephant
When I went over to the ginormous bag of peanuts to feed the albino elephant, Dora disappeared.
Dora: Look, a boat! I love boats
Me: That’s it. You’re grounded. Go sit in the car.
Dora: But I didn’t do any—
Me: Shut it.
Until Dora ruined it by being so rebellious, it was the BEST DAY at an Elephant Museum on Summer Tour 2009 EVER.
to be continued……….
