I had no idea I’ve been living only a couple hours away from one of the most fascinating states in the country…PENNSYLVANIA!

Of course, my favorite part of Pennsylvania is Amish country.

For such a pious bunch of folks, they have some interesting town names like Blue Ball, Fertility, Intercouse, Virginityville.

Bird-In-Hand is my favorite town name, especially when it’s used to name the most boring businesses.

A pretzel factory is way more hilarious when it has the word Intercourse attached to it…and soft or hard
I came across this cute little store in Intercourse. I was dying to know what “Amish Stuff” they sold.


creepy Amish dolls

rocking horsies!

exotic animal statues that don’t exist anywhere within 3000 miles of Pennsylvania.

They carried the most hilarious books too.
I couldn’t take myself seriously in this hat,

so I got a more fitting one for me.

I went to the restroom before leaving, and almost went to the wrong one. The black hat got me all turned around for a minute.

After an exhausting hour of not buying anything (except the dirt cheap trucker’s hat), I needed some food.
Amish BBQ was definately tempting

But ice cream from a place that has a giant Amish man pushing two glutonous pigs was way more appealing

Dora had a hard time making conversation with the pigs, but had fun nonetheless