Daily Archives: July 4, 2009

Drive Thru Strip Joint

I couldn’t resist pulling over when I saw this sign. I was starving and a sucker for self-proclaimed “world famous” anythings.
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Besides, I’ve been so frugal on the trip. I could afford a little treat.

It looked a little run down, but then again, doesn’t everything look that way in the boonies?
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The very large ENTRANCE sign was misleading. The place was actually locked.
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Luckily, they had a drive-thru. I was feeling kinda lazy anyways.
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How strange. No menu. The people in this tiny town must know it by heart. I got my money out
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but there wasn’t anyone there to collect it. Sweet! I love free stuff.

I’d never heard of a fast food restaurant recording your liscense plates. What freaks!
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Crap! Just then I realized I was breaking their no filming rule. I didn’t want to risk losing the hundreds of pics from my trip so far, so I hid my camera

When I rolled up to get food that was gonna make me “relax”( according to the sign), there was no food window at all.
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just a pink trimmed diamond window with a closed curtain. What the hell?

I went back around front to see if I somehow misread the sign.
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That’s when I noticed the cross in the front yard. Maybe this was some sort of Christian fast food restaurant. It was getting late. Maybe Christians go to bed earlier than night owls like myself.

Then I noticed the other sign in front of the place.
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Dang! What a disappointment. I guess CLIMAX was no longer climaxing.

Oh well. I didn’t need the saturated fats anyways.

I went back to my new favorite restaurant, “Eat ‘N Park.”
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Finally a restaurant for people like me
Everyone inside was staring at me through the windows for some reason.

Regardless, I got some grubb, more pictures than I know what to do with, and saw a dog catch and kill a raccoon. It was the BEST THIRD DAY OF SUUMER TOUR 2009 EVER!!!!!!!