Trash is a big issue in NYC. Most people don’t have a clue were it goes. I think Jersey, but don’t quote me on it. Knowing where to put your trash is tricky.
Some people just leave it wherever they darn well please
New Yorkers eat a lot of bananas it seems, cuz I find them the most
This one is delicately placed in the nook of a tree
Bikes are really convieniant trash recepticals.
I think they believe it’s not as bad as throwing it on the ground
Some just hang entire bags of trash on other people’s property
Or decorate their shrubs with it
Even the dead are lazy with their trash
Mmmmm. Chicken stew!
New Yorkers are well hydrated. Finding the appropriate place to dispose of their beverage containers is sometimes a challenge though.
It’s almost like a game of tetris with soda bottles
Coffee cups fit perfectly in trees.
But since there aren’t that many trees in NYC
Electric Meters do the trick
And they fit Vitamin Water bottles perfectly, too!
Some New Yorkers are super sneaky. I noticed this one behind the machine you buy subway passes from
Now it’s time for a pop quiz. Can you find the trash in this picture?
Hint: This is a really obvious one
Unless you don’t consider shoes to be garbage
How about in this one?
Hint: Did you look up?
How about in this subway station.
Hint: Don’t forget to look up again
Here’s a tougher one
Amazing how discrete New Yorkers are, isn’t it!
This one is only for expert trash spotters
I know it’s hard to believe…
but this New Yorker went out of his/her way to hide their Polar Spring water bottle when there was a trash can only 10 feet behind it (as seen in the previous picture)
I’m gonna miss NYC this summer..
But I am not going to miss this next picture of the most offensive thing I’ve ever come across in my life.
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, DO NOT LOOK AT THIS LAST PICTURE!!!
Yes, this is what you think it is…and we all had to try our best to step over it to get out of the subway. Just when you fall in love with such a difficult city, you get human diarrhea all over your Crocs.