I Met Sarah Palin in Joshua Tree

Last October, I was climbing In Joshua Tree, California during the campaigns

The weather was perfect,

The climbing was perfect

The hot green pants were perfect.  This place was heaven on earth…..

Until SHE arrived.

Sarah Palin, the worst thing that ever happened to feminism, showed up in Joshua Tree to campaign….and she was pregnant!

I don’t know how she hid that pregnancy from the rest of the world so well

She had all kinds of supporters from the moment she arrived. 

She was a favorite among Joshua Tree’s locals…

despite the fact that her campaign speeches didn’t make any sense. She spoke out against abortion, but admitted later there were exceptions to the rule….and that coat hangers were preferable.

It came as no surprise to me she was a hit with the criminally insane

and with the beef industry

But I was shocked that Middle Eastern diplomats liked her, considering how awkward she felt around them

Even the Whoopie Cushion thought she was amazing!

I got to thinking one day…

I just couldn’t let our country’s future go to shit, so I took matters into my own hands

I set up my own absentee balot voting booth so the hippies could vote against the bi-atch.

I tried to make sure this granola girl was voting right

but I had a hard time seeing

….so I tried another angle

I couldn’t believe it! EVEN SHE was voting for Palin.

Then something in me just snapped and I lost control

Obama would surely win. I daydreamed about the day our country would make history….

then I realized I’d just murdered someone with a pencil

I ditched the body

took the ballot to assure it got counted

Put on my disguise

And got the fuck out of there!

YES WE DID!!!!!!!!